How to Annoy People to Death

Well this is definitely something that I excel at and can teach you how to do. Hopefully these steps will help you in making someone supper annoyed!

Well we all know that we need this some days, its just a part of life. And seeing as I'm the one who knows it the best I'll give it to you folks.Now we all know someone who gets on our nerves and we all need to either get back at them or show them how to do it right.
Well these are some ideas that me and some of my friends (much more annoying then me) came up with ;) ENJOY!!!

If you have any more ideas comment them below.

1) Breath very deep and as nosily as possible when its quiet.

2) Whistle as loud as possible, and then look around like you don't know who did it.
3) When someone sneezes look at them and say, " Do you struggle with that disease to?"
4) When someone tries to give you a high five, miss on purpose and blame it on them.
5) Keep poking the same person every time you see them throughout the day.

6) Walk really slowly in front of someone when the halls are really crowded.

7) Every time someone tells you something ask "why?"

8) Fake a British accent every time someone talks to you.

9) Stare at someone with a really awkward face until they look away.

10) When someone comes to shake your hand grab their arm instead and shake their arm.

11) Scream "GRAPE!" in the middle of lunch, and then proceed to throw a grape at someone.

12) When someone is trying to do something on their touch screen, proceed to keep touching the screen every few seconds.
13) When someone isn't looking grab their stuff and spread it all over the room.
14) When no one is watching pour hand sanitizer on their seat right before they sit down.
15) Tap your pencil repeatedly against your desk till class is over.
16) In foreign language class start speaking in the opposite language your supposed to. (ex. French-Spanish, Russian-Chinese, Korean-Japanese, etc)

17) When telling a joke that isn't funny and someone interrupts you. Proceed to start it over but only 10x louder.
18) Walk really close to someone and breathe very heavily.

19) Yell, "BOMB!" and then proceed to run around like a mad man pushing everyone down to the ground.
20) Right in the middle of someone giving a presentation, suddenly look up, slap your hands on your desk, look at them, raise your hand, and then say, "Wait I didn't get that, will you say it again".
21) Bring enough cookies for your classes, and then proceed through the whole day not giving any of them to anyone.
22) Randomly call people during class and see if their phone is on.
23) When your called on to read something, read it extra extra slowly.

24) When eating or chewing something, make sure you chomp it with your mouth wide open.
25) Sneeze really close to someone standing close to you.
26) Walk in late to class and make-up a big story about how you were abducted by aliens.
27) When someone spills all of their paper onto the ground, run and either spread them all out farther, or grab some and run away from them.
28) When you see a book that has a bookmark in it pull it out and stick it on a totally different page.
29) Go to a fast food place eat half of your order and then walk up to the counter and say that you want a new one.
30) Don't share your bacon.

Well I hope these will help you annoy someone to death! If there are some not listed above, then give me a comment and I'll add it to the list!
Another annoying idea posted by Andrew Sessions "I found out a great way to annoy fast food workers. Wait for at least 3 minutes between ordering each meal at the drive through when you have a large group. It really works!
 And if you want to go all the way, ask them how their day has been when you pull up to the window!
However, you may want to be careful with the annoyances...you might get shot (see Jiho's blog)".